Hilariously Awful Date Story
"During the date, she started calling me her boyfriend, and at the end of the date, she told me she loved me."
"It was a Tinder date — we met up for pizza and beer. I'm not into basketball, but the whole time, that's all she talked about. Like, really specific — players, stats, records. And then would tell me off for not knowing those things — straight-up rude. It's the only time I've ever thought about faking a phone call during a date."
"It was my third week of college and I had really hit it off with this girl in one of my classes. We decided to meet up for dinner one night in the middle of the week (not really sure if that's considered a first date). But anyway, I got there a few minutes before she did, and when she came in, we were chatting, and then, when she sat down, she farted really loud. Like unavoidably loud. She excused herself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I'm now a senior and we haven't talked since that day."
There was no second date. (ㆆ_ㆆ)''



Well atleast you got a fun story to tell your grandkids in the future mate haha
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ReplyDeleteThat's what they called TOTGA. The one that got away. Perhaps you couldn't have second date with her but I'm anticipating to read your blog on your second date with different girl, of course.
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